HMMM...So last night I hit the gym with my friend, Kim. Or to be more accurate, Kim went to the gym and she asked me if I wanted to go.
I really just wanted to stay at home and watch re-runs of WILL & GRACE and eat pizza. But we can pretend that I had ambitions to stay fit .
It was while I was on this bit of Medieval torture devise that is called "a treadmill," gagging for more air that a flash of intuition came to me!
Ladies, we've got it all wrong! Why are we hurting our selves and punishing our bodies? We should let our selves go! Now it could be the fact that I have exceptionally sore legs in the morning that's affecting my mind, but I believe that it is our job as modern and enlightened women that we must change the current perceptions of what women's bodies should look like. Why must we believe we should all be size 2's or 0's?
Let's all get very very fat! Now who's with me?
By Rainey
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